Thursday, February 05, 2009

Inner Thoughts of a Toddler

There is nothing more exciting on the entire playground than a swing. Don’t even bother me about the stupid slide, I’m swinging.

The most overrated word in the English language is “share.”

Someone else’s toy is always more fun – even if I have the same exact one at home.

Sometimes mommies need a time out, too.

Being stood up hurts, even if it’s just for a playdate.

No trip to the playground is complete without making at least one Sand Angel.

Mommy says sand is very hard to get out of toddler hair. Why would she want to get it out??